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I don't own any pictures I post unless stated otherwise.

when my wifi stops working so do i

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]





washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment

whoa what

and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner. 

she’s not wrong


i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

Bei deinem Versprechen hast du dich wohl versprochen

— so guuuut (via jungeohneherz)

Besser im Nachhinein bereuen als von vornherein verzichten.

— Gräfin Vronskaya, Anna Karenina  (via dubistmeinschicksal)

Schön ist es nicht, ohne dich.

— Phillip Poisel (via dubistmeinschicksal)

Mit Hure wollte ich dich nicht beleidigen, sondern beschreiben.


i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner

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