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Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

Vergiss’ nie, was ich dir gesagt habe. Kein Wort war gelogen oder unbedacht gesprochen. Und auch, wenn es jetzt vorbei ist, es war echt.


cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside

the years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. it’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready.

— helen mirren (via 400eurojob)


kinda want a boyfriend kinda wanna hook up with a boy kinda wanna never talk to any boys ever


i wish we could donate body fat to those in need


Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all

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