when my wifi stops working so do i
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment
and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner.
she’s not wrong
i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole
— so guuuut (via jungeohneherz)
— Gräfin Vronskaya, Anna Karenina (via dubistmeinschicksal)
— Phillip Poisel (via dubistmeinschicksal)
Mit Hure wollte ich dich nicht beleidigen, sondern beschreiben.
— (via dubistmeinschicksal)
i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner